My dear friend Alisa* called me up and told me I was going on a blind date with her date's roommate. We were going country dancing.
I don't dance very well when I'm limited to certain steps.
I don't dance very well when I'm attached to another human.
So I assumed my date would help me out and know what he's doing when it comes to dancing.
When I went to answer the door, I found Alisa, her date, and my date at the doorstep. Alisa attacked me first, then I saw the next closest person to the door. Alisa introduced him and I thought he was my date. Well he wasn't. He's her FIANCE. So I scream and get really happy! I had no idea she was even dating anyone. I turn around to see my date, at the bottom of the steps, being distant and quiet.
We walk to the car, he opens the door for me, so I sit in the seat. Well he started coming in too, so I scooted over just in time before he sat on me. On the way there he sat quietly while I talked in my high pitched excited voice to Alisa and her fiance that I had never met. Adam has been home six months, they have only dated 2 weeks, and they will be married june 21. "Good Alisa, you got him right off the mission, before he gets into porn." I took it back right after I said it. I am so AWKWARD!
Then I turn to my date "Is it Derek or Daron?"
"Daron"
"My brother's name is Daron."
no comment.
I asked him a few more questions, he's an electrical engineer major from New Mexico. He has 4 sisters and 8 nieces and nephews.
We got to the dance and Alisa and Adam ran off alone, leaving me with Daron. They came back and taught us a basic step, which we danced over and over redundantly for the next few songs. I wanted to die. I took over and led sometimes, spinning myself :)
We couldn't hear each other over the music, so we didn't talk. But one time I yelled "DO YOU EVEN LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC?"
"WHAT?"
I repeated the question.
he shook his head.
"ME NEITHER"
5 minutes later he asked "DO YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC?"
On the way to the car we were talking about glasses/contacts.
to my date: "do you wear contacts?"
"no, but I should. I prefer having everything a little blurry"
"so you like not being about to see clearly?"
"yes"
On the way home, Daron quietly declares "I need ice cream."
I was the only one who heard him.
5 minutes later Adam said "Daron, did you say something?
me: "He wants ice cream"
Dairy queen was closed
We pulled into Wendy's
Daron: "I want McDonalds"
so we went to McDonalds
Alisa: "I'm partially lactose intolerant"
me: "me too"
so we ordered the 2 apple pies for $1
I got up to get napkins and when I returned there was a second straw in Daron's shake, pointed towards me.
me: "is that for me"
daron: "I have nothing to do with that."
Adam snickers
all four of us walked up to my door step and I hugged each of them.
Yay for blind dates.
*names have been changed
9 comments:
I loved everything about this but especially "before he gets into porn."
Holy crap, you are the funniest girl I know. I loved that bit about snagging the returned missionary before he gets into porn. Oh my, I miss your guts:) Good luck with those blind dates.
Love the porn comment!!!
hahaha...thank you for sharing this, hallie! i laughed outright here in the good ol' jfsb humanities computer lab...
Wow. That made my day!!! Awesome.
Oh so classic. So so classic.
Oh my goodness!! Love it!! Please wear a secret camera next time!
Ha ha ha ha. HA HAHAH AHA!!! Blah hahah! I'm dying here. That was the funniest blind date story i've heard in a long time. Loved it.
The dialogue was great. And Grandma wonders why we aren't married...
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