When my Grandma Kellis first noticed my hair she said "Oh I love your hair short. When you had it all long and straight you looked like a witch. I didn't tell you then but now I can."
Discussing the Christmas meal preparations:
Hallie: How about banana cream pie?
Grandma, in a condescending tone: What is banana cream pie? I've never heard of banana cream pie!
In the car on the way home from the temple...
Grandma to mom: ...then we have to go to the fabric store to get white fabric for your temple dress
Hallie: Oh you mean for my wedding dress? Grandma, will you embroider my wedding dress?
Grandma, without hesitation: I will not
Hallie: But what if you do want to?
Grandma: If I ever wanted to make your wedding dress I would break my hands so I couldn't.
7 comments:
hahahaha. "I would break my hands so I couldn't."
hahahahahahaha!
bwahahahahaha! (sorry to copy you jen..)
I love her!!!!! I think we could be really good friends.
wha hahahahaha. Oh my gosh Hallie. You're grandma is like my grandpa- says the funniest things that really arent too tactful. Im missing you already! Happy New Zealand to you!
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That is HILARIOUS!!!!
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