I told my parents individually that I wasn't feeling well and here are their responses:
Mom: You are burning the candle at both ends
I had her explain what that even means.
Dad: You're a hypochondriac
I have a very large feather down coat. It goes down to my mid-calf region.
I came downstairs this morning and my dad, noticing this oversized covering, began to tell me how warm it'll be today. Something about the cloud cover and blah blah blah. He would have to set me on fire to convince me to remove it. I have had it on all day. And I'm inside. It's like wearing a quilt.