I got a letter in the mail congratulating me on being in the top 15% of my graduating class at BYU.
I told my dad.
I asked him if he really thought I was in the top 15%.
"I'm not that smart" I said, walking away.
Shouting after me down the hallway: "Well, if you think about it, say 1,000 people are in your graduating class. You could be the 150th."
(laughing) "You're a jerk, dad." lol he always keeps things from getting to my head.