Pick me up

My roommate Katherine picked me up from work today. As I was walking from the building to her car, she was yelling out at me...stuff like "you look like an angel" and other cute stuff that made me feel good but i pretended to not know what she was talking about. So I decided to get her back for complimenting me and as I was walking around to the other side of the car where I would get in, I rubbed by caboose in a circular motion upon the hood of her car. Little did I know that an old man was walking behind me and observing this. How embarrassing, right? Well he had a smirk on his face! A SMIRK! So I stumbled in the car and said "Get us OUTA here!" and we laughed the whole way home.